Sorry, no poetry this time either. Seeing as I'm a dog
right now and can't type, I had to give dictation.
While Fukutaichou and I were at the park there was a very strange announcement from Central 46
, which, while certain parts were pretty funny, was basically annoying and a little insulting. I do not need a wig!
(especially not now since I'm a dog)
We didn't stay at the park very long because I needed to go to Urahara Shoten
to get a new battery for my cell phone. The trip to the shoten turned out to be totally worth it since I got to see Renji cleaning up, and I had a laugh
at his expense, but he didn't seem very amused by it. He's just no fun sometimes. Urahara-san showed me where the cell phone batteries were. I seriously don't know why they make so many different models of phones; probably because 12th Division has too much time on their hands. Then I talked to Urahara-san
for a little bit about how well he did training Ichigo, but he was being modest and wouldn't really talk about it. Hitsugaya-taichou and Yoruichi showed up during the time it took me to find the right battery, and I was surprised
when Hitsugaya-taichou told Urahara-san that they would be temporarily lifting his banishment sentence. Clearly Command was taking this whole thing pretty seriously.
After I paid for the battery I left the shoten and headed over to Keigo's apartment
because I was supposed to make sure he was getting ready to leave for Soul Society. I found Keigo crying, and then one of those weird things showed up looking like Hinamori Momo and it had a multicolor riceball. I was only slightly interested in the riceball, but then I felt Aizen's reiatsu and that definitely got my attention
. That Chad/Sado/
kid showed up too, but I still had to get rid of not!Momo, and after one bald joke too many (well of course only one is too many) I got out of my gigai
and released Houzukimaru. I stabbed not!Momo in the stomach but for some reason it exploded all over the apartment
good thing we were out of there before Keigo's sister got home.
It felt good to finally kill something, as this mission hasn't really turned out the way I thought it would. I wanted to see if I could find Aizen, so I tried to call Renji to let him know but he wouldn't pick up so I sent him a text message
. Then the guys and I went to the roof
because I figured it would be easier to look for Aizen up there, but by the time we got there
Aizen's reiatsu at disappeared. Which was probably a good thing because if I had been off chasing Aizen instead of watching for the gate to open, I probably would have been in serious trouble. Keigo started being dramatic about running through the gate, so I made sure
he was more scared of me than of the gate. Although, when Fukutaichou finally showed up I think Keigo was even more scared of her, which I can see. Keigo caused some more drama when the gate appeared
, but Fukutaichou took care of it. Then once they were through I did a little bit of the Lucky Dance
because I was really glad to be getting out of there.
And yet, the Lucky Dance for some reason didn't work
actually I guess it hasn't worked the last two times, I should look into that
because I woke up
under a basket in a hairless dog's body. I sensed Kuchiki-taichou and Rukia's reiatsu, and I didn't really want them to find me, but they did. They both look strange too, but neither of them are hairless dogs or anything that bad (lucky me). Also, where we are doesn't really look like Soul Society, and none of us know what happened when we went through the gates. I'm sort of wondering
if Kuchiki-taichou's sanity is intact, like maybe hit his head really hard or something, because he's been saying some very strange things. The plan right now
is to search for the others by their reiatsu, since we've all probably changed appearances. But serisously, why do I have to be the hairless dog thing? It's not fair!